I have lived in a pretty rural area my entire life. Not on a farm, but close. Oddly, I had never before heard the term “chicken meeting” until recently. I guess it just took that long for people around here to discover social media. Anyway, I keep seeing all these posts about local businesses hosting these chicken meetings and they make me laugh every time.

I don’t even want to know what they actually are because there is no way they can compare to the scenarios I envision: